Bob the Zombie (Part 1 of 4)
Bob the Zombie
By Rebecca, Chelsea, Tobias, and Jordan.
Once upon a time, there was a zombie named Bob. Bob shambled along, like a shambling zombie, because that's what he was. A zombie. Who shambles. Everything was going along perfectly, with Bob and his zombie friends eating brains and terrorizing people, until one day, a gigantic anvil fell on Bob and lopped off one of his legs.
"OH NO!" groaned Bob. "Now I can't shamble anymore!"
All of Bob's zombie friends pounced on Bob's leg and ate it, because they were zombies and this is what zombies do. Bob's zombie girlfriend, Zelda, stayed with him a little longer, only nibbling on his stump when she thought he wasn't looking, but a after a week or so of this, Zelda confessed to Bob that she just didn't feel THAT WAY about him anymore.
"MMMhnnshlkdokkkkkrrrrrrrrrfffff!" Zelda said, which in zombiespeak means "The sex just isn't as good anymore, and plus, your lack of body parts isn't as appealing as it should be, considering we're both zombies." After that, she stole one of Bob's ears, ate it, and left, never to return.
"Oh woe is me," sighed Bob. "Now what will I do? I am all aloney on my owny."
It was indeed very sad. Bob was forced to eat the entrails of small animals long before they were properly decomposed, and he grew pale(r) and thin as a result. He was a very unhealthy zombie.
Bob had just about resigned himself to a life of eating pigeon crap and squirrel guts when, about a month after he'd first lost his leg to the unidentified falling anvil, he was dragging himself along down in the sewer, listening to nearby trains rumble past and drooling over the thought of all those people on them, people with fresh, juicy BRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSS. He was so engrossed in his BRAIN fantasies that he didn't notice....
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TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT BOB DIDN'T NOTICE. The second installment of "Bob the Zombie" will be on Chelsea's blog, here on the MJ Ning.
By Rebecca, Chelsea, Tobias, and Jordan.
Once upon a time, there was a zombie named Bob. Bob shambled along, like a shambling zombie, because that's what he was. A zombie. Who shambles. Everything was going along perfectly, with Bob and his zombie friends eating brains and terrorizing people, until one day, a gigantic anvil fell on Bob and lopped off one of his legs.
"OH NO!" groaned Bob. "Now I can't shamble anymore!"
All of Bob's zombie friends pounced on Bob's leg and ate it, because they were zombies and this is what zombies do. Bob's zombie girlfriend, Zelda, stayed with him a little longer, only nibbling on his stump when she thought he wasn't looking, but a after a week or so of this, Zelda confessed to Bob that she just didn't feel THAT WAY about him anymore.
"MMMhnnshlkdokkkkkrrrrrrrrrfffff!" Zelda said, which in zombiespeak means "The sex just isn't as good anymore, and plus, your lack of body parts isn't as appealing as it should be, considering we're both zombies." After that, she stole one of Bob's ears, ate it, and left, never to return.
"Oh woe is me," sighed Bob. "Now what will I do? I am all aloney on my owny."
It was indeed very sad. Bob was forced to eat the entrails of small animals long before they were properly decomposed, and he grew pale(r) and thin as a result. He was a very unhealthy zombie.
Bob had just about resigned himself to a life of eating pigeon crap and squirrel guts when, about a month after he'd first lost his leg to the unidentified falling anvil, he was dragging himself along down in the sewer, listening to nearby trains rumble past and drooling over the thought of all those people on them, people with fresh, juicy BRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSS. He was so engrossed in his BRAIN fantasies that he didn't notice....
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TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT BOB DIDN'T NOTICE. The second installment of "Bob the Zombie" will be on Chelsea's blog, here on the MJ Ning.
Tags: beda, collab, shenanigans, writing
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Comment by SupernovakGirl on April 29, 2009 at 9:06am -
lol lol lol lol lol
I still don't even know what the hell I wrote.
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Comment by Korianne on April 29, 2009 at 12:26am - I am excited to hear more about Bob!
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